S3, Ep13: A Deadly Illusion

Here’s a deadly illusion for you: Hayley and Kayli didn’t waste 2 hours watching another Netflix Top 10 movie! This week, we are parsing through Deadly Illusions trying to figure out what was real and what was an iLlUsIoN. This would be a lot easier to do if the movie didn’t feature every overdone tropeContinue reading “S3, Ep13: A Deadly Illusion”

S3, Ep12: We Don’t Care A Lot

This week, Hayley and Kayli tackle a girl boss film about elder abuse. That’s right, we’re talking about I Care A Lot. If you’re looking for a movie that defies all reality – this one’s for you! Listen in as Hayley and Kayli try to understand how characters manage to evade death and why this movie features the worst Russian Mob in history.

S3, Ep10: Is Loyalty Dead?

Does loyalty in relationships exist anymore? This week, Hayley and Kayli explore the topic of loyalty in relationships through the lens of the film Black Bear. They also discuss this film’s unique two part story structure and try to decipher the author’s message (hint: it’s not easy). Listen in to hear Hayley and Kayli’s thoughtsContinue reading “S3, Ep10: Is Loyalty Dead?”

S3 Ep9: Our Time Vanished

Hayley and Kayli are slowly learning just because a movie is in Netflix’s Top 10, doesn’t mean it’s any good. This week the girls review The Vanished: a tale of two parents in search of their daughter who went missing on a Thanksgiving camping trip. A classic thriller – should be pretty good right? TuneContinue reading “S3 Ep9: Our Time Vanished”

S3, Ep8: A Candy-Coated Revenge Story

This week, Hayley and Kayli grabbed some popcorn and watched Promising Young Woman. This sugary revenge tale follows Cassie, who is haunted by her past and decides to teach some “good guys” a lesson. Is this a “man-hating, girl boss” type of film or is this a dark comedy, thriller masterpiece? Grab your candy ofContinue reading “S3, Ep8: A Candy-Coated Revenge Story”

S3, Ep7: We Got Soul!

New Year, New Pressed! This month, Hayley and Kayli are talkin about movies! Since we’re still stuck inside for this neverending quarantine, we thought it would be nice to let you know what movies are worth your time. We’re kicking off this month with 2020’s Soul, starring Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey. Is this filmContinue reading “S3, Ep7: We Got Soul!”

The Best of 2020

Well, we have made it to 2021! We know everyone is ready to give a middle finger to 2020, but we aren’t done yet. It’s time to discuss the absolute best, the cream of the crop, the *chef’s kiss* of 2020! Hayley and Kayli are excited to share with you their highlights. Hayley Last weekContinue reading “The Best of 2020”

The Worst of 2020

This year was full of ups and downs and then more downs and even more downs. As we’re wrapping up 2020, Hayley and Kayli have decided to use the next two blog posts to talk about the worst and best of the year. As you can tell by the title of this blog, get readyContinue reading “The Worst of 2020”

S3, Ep6: Corona Christmas

We hope your Holiday Season was as good as it could be given the difficult past year. Hayley and Kayli give a life update and go over Christmas shopping and what it could mean for your personal data. The girls also talk a little about Covid-19 and the upcoming vaccine everyone is so excited toContinue reading “S3, Ep6: Corona Christmas”

S3, Ep5: What You’ve All Been Waiting For

We know – last week’s episode must have had you all worried for Hayley’s fate but no worries, its all the magic of storytelling. Hayley and Kayli worked hard to produce their first ever audio skit just in time for Halloween night. Join us this episode for a behind the scenes look at what itContinue reading “S3, Ep5: What You’ve All Been Waiting For”

Halloween Chronicles 4

Happy Halloween all you ghouls and goblins! I can’t believe how fast this month went by. I’m spending this Halloween watching some spooky movies in my spooky pjs. You know, living the life! I’m excited to fit an extra hour in on this spooky day and spend it getting scared! This past week I finishedContinue reading “Halloween Chronicles 4”

S3, Ep4: Spooktacular Times!

Happy Halloween! Since we’re all stuck at home this year for Halloween, Hayley and Kayli decided to spend this last episode of Hallowpressed by talking about some movies they watched this spooky season! Hayley was very disgusted to learn that Kayli’s childhood wasn’t spent watching some of the Halloween classics like Hocus Pocus and HalloweenContinue reading “S3, Ep4: Spooktacular Times!”

Your Destination

Hey there you spooky cats and kittens! We hope you’re ready to get scary because Hayley and Kayli found an app that is going to take them on a wild ride. “Your Destination” is an app designed to take you somewhere new and all you have to do is have an intention. But what ifContinue reading “Your Destination”

Halloween Chronicles 3

Wanna hear something spooky? October is almost over! I can’t believe how fast this month has gone by! I mentioned in my first post that I was planning on reading 13 books this month, and at this point I don’t think I’ll be able to read all of them. Who would’ve known reading 13 booksContinue reading “Halloween Chronicles 3”

S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!

Don’t be scared, but this week’s episode is all about ghosts! That’s right, this episode is all about the history of ghosts and why we may be so open to believing in them. With shows like Ghost Adventures and plenty of ghostly Tik Toks, it can be easy to dismiss these transparent fiends but maybeContinue reading “S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!”

Halloween Chronicles 2

Hey, hey, hey my witches! I know this post is coming a few days late, but I needed to wrap up a few things before I could write up this blog. This week had some ups and downs and some disappointments. I finished 3 books and watched 4 movies, so let’s get into this mamaContinue reading “Halloween Chronicles 2”

S3, Ep2: Happy HalloPRESSED!

Do you find yourself sitting at home, sad, because you have no idea what you’re doing this Halloween? Look no further ghouls and goblins, Hayley and Kayli discuss what Halloween is going to look like during the middle of a pandemic. From CDC Halloween guidelines all the way to Haunted Houses with a side ofContinue reading “S3, Ep2: Happy HalloPRESSED!”

S2, Ep29: Leave Adele ALONE!

What do Adele, OnlyFans, and Tik Tok all have in common? They’re the topics of this week’s episode! With every day seeming the exact same, thanks to us never leaving the house, we decided to turn our attention to what the Internet had lost their minds on as of late. Like is the mass celebrationContinue reading “S2, Ep29: Leave Adele ALONE!”

S2, Ep28: Scary Stories to Tell During Quarantine

Is it a good idea to talk about creepy things during a time of a worldwide pandemic? Probably not! But that’s not going to stop Hayley and Kayli. This week, the girls decided to find something other than the current state of the world to talk about and naturally they stumbled across something spooky. KayliContinue reading “S2, Ep28: Scary Stories to Tell During Quarantine”

S2, Ep27: Stir Crazy

Quarantine has us doing things we wouldn’t normally do, but we can’t tell if that’s a bad thing or not. With all of this free time on our hands it’s hard not to fall into the black hole of entertainment: Tik Tok. That’s right, this week Hayley and Kayli have some hot takes on everyone’sContinue reading “S2, Ep27: Stir Crazy”