S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!

Braaaaiiiinnnnssssssss. I mean, welcome back! This week, Hayley and Kayli are gathering supplies and meeting at the quarantine zone to escape zombieland! That’s right, we are diving right on into Zombieland and Zombieland 2: Double Tap. Is it worth fighting off the hordes to watch or should you give up and get ready to eatContinue reading “S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!”

S2, Ep15: Are You Scared Yet?

Happy Halloween goblins and ghouls! This week, Hayley and Kayli are wrapping up this Hallowpressed season with some true horror stories! Join us as we learn about how to summon the Dirty Room Demon and the inspiration behind the “Blair Witch Project.” We also bring back everyone’s favorite segment “Scary or Not Scary!” Resources forContinue reading “S2, Ep15: Are You Scared Yet?”

S2, Ep14: Let’s Talk Conspiracies!

Hope y’all are ready to uncover the truths that the government has tried to hide! This week, Hayley and Kayli share two conspiracy theories and even uncover one for themselves. Have you ever thought about our existence in this universe? Are we all alone or are there otherworldly beings waiting to make contact? Hayley hasContinue reading “S2, Ep14: Let’s Talk Conspiracies!”

S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare

ARGs. What are they? Who are they? Are you getting your daily intake? Well, lucky for you, your favorite witches are here to give you the low down on ARGs! This week, Hayley and Kayli also introduce everyone’s favorite segment: “Scary or Not Scary!” Are your favorite movies terrifying and ghoulish or boring and snoorish?Continue reading “S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare”

S2, Ep12 Battle of the Clowns!

It’s Clown Season, witches! This week, Hayley and Kayli are getting down and dirty with a couple of clowns. They are reviewing “Joker” and “Wrinkles the Clown Documentary.” Join them as they give their honest opinions about these films! Choose your fighter: Pennywise, Joker, or Wrinkles the Clown! Check out our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pressedpodcast/ Spooky PressedContinue reading “S2, Ep12 Battle of the Clowns!”

S2, Ep11: Which IT Is It?

Hayley and Kayli are getting sucked into the sewers this week and reviewing all of the IT movies! Is Pennywise just clowning around or is he actually a menace to society? Join us down here in the sewers for some answers and remember: WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE! Check out our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pressedpodcast/ Spooky PressedContinue reading “S2, Ep11: Which IT Is It?”

S2, Ep10: Nightmare Fuel

Welcome back to Hallowpressed, goblins and ghouls! This week, Hayley and Kayli are exploring the dreamy realm of nightmares. Why do we have them? What does Kayli’s reoccurring dream about the zombie apocalypse actually mean? Listen in to find out! They also discuss virtual reality and its impact on traditional haunted houses. What could possiblyContinue reading “S2, Ep10: Nightmare Fuel”

Movies to Get Spooky 2019

Which IT Is It?: Review Available 10/08 IT (1990) Rent or Buy IT Chapter 1 (2017) Rent or Buy IT Chapter 2 (2019) Theaters Battle of the Clowns: Review Available 10/10  Joker (2019) Theaters Wrinkles the Clown (2019) YouTube, Amazon Video (Cheapest!), or iTunes Haven’t We Seen This Before?: Review Available 10/17 Are You AfraidContinue reading “Movies to Get Spooky 2019”

S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween

Welcome back to Hallowpressed! Your favorite ghouls are back and ready to get spooky! This week, we are walking down memory lane and talking all about our fears. Along the way, we realized that Halloween just isn’t the same. What happened to trick-or-treaters? Does anyone actually celebrate Halloween anymore? Tune in to hear our hotContinue reading “S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween”

S1, Ep9: Hallowpressed Finale

Happy Hallowpressed! It is the day we’ve all been waiting for, Halloween. It’s time to finally wear the costume you’ve been planning for months, or in our case, wearing the same cat ears for the second year in a row. Join Hayley and Kayli for one last spooky episode involving unsolved mysteries that haunt everyoneContinue reading “S1, Ep9: Hallowpressed Finale”

Hell Fest

On the way into this movie, Hayley and I stopped at the concessions stand to get something to drink. We talked to the lady working behind the counter and she said that she heard a lot of people comparing this movie to Michael Myers. Now, I wouldn’t go that far to say this movie isContinue reading “Hell Fest”

S1, Ep8: You Should’ve Called the Police

For most people Halloween is a night of fun but for others its an actual nightmare. This week in Kinda Hallowpressed your fav ghouls, Hayley and Kayli, explore real life murders and horror stories that happened on October 31st. We learn people take their candy VERY seriously and listen to see how one woman’s tripContinue reading “S1, Ep8: You Should’ve Called the Police”

Alone Time

“Alone Time” is one of the two shorts we will be watching this October, both of which are available on YouTube. The person who wrote the description about this short over on ranker.com really deserves an award. I mean the description was creepier than the short itself. Honestly, that’s the biggest problem I have withContinue reading “Alone Time”

What We Do in the Shadows

“What We Do in the Shadows” was a breath of fresh air compared to everything else we watched this week. The ability to combine comedy and horror is a skill that is hard to accomplish, but there are some movies that I enjoy that can do this successfully. “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil” is aContinue reading “What We Do in the Shadows”

The Nun

Okay, I’m just going to be straight up. I thought that this movie was absolute garbage. I haven’t been this disappointed with a horror movie since watching “The Devil Inside.” I’m not sure who would enjoy this movie or who their intended audience was. I mean you would think that they would target “The Conjuring”Continue reading “The Nun”

S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!

Are haunted house attractions worth your coin? Well, this week of “Hallowpressed,” Hayley and Kayli go to two different attractions to answer that very question. Not only do we spill the tea on our experiences, but we also talk about what happens when people go too far for that perfect scare. We also review “Suspiria,”Continue reading “S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!”

S1, Ep6: Let’s Get Spooky!

This week of “Hallowpressed” we get spooky! We found some scary short stories on the interwebs and decided to share them with you. We’ll find out why buying old houses is a terrible idea, why you should never pay money for apps, and why driving alone at night is a no no. After reading allContinue reading “S1, Ep6: Let’s Get Spooky!”

Movies to Watch

Watch by October 3rd:  The Nun (Theaters) What We Do in the Shadows (Amazon; free with Prime) Alone Time (YouTube) Hell Fest (Theaters) Watch by October 17th:  Suspiria 1977 (Rent or Buy) Halloween 1978 (Rent or Buy) Under the Shadow (Netflix) Sleepy Eyes (YouTube) Watch by October 31st:  Suspiria (Theaters) Halloween (Theaters) All Hallows Eve Continue reading “Movies to Watch”