S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!

Don’t be scared, but this week’s episode is all about ghosts! That’s right, this episode is all about the history of ghosts and why we may be so open to believing in them. With shows like Ghost Adventures and plenty of ghostly Tik Toks, it can be easy to dismiss these transparent fiends but maybeContinue reading “S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!”

S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!

Braaaaiiiinnnnssssssss. I mean, welcome back! This week, Hayley and Kayli are gathering supplies and meeting at the quarantine zone to escape zombieland! That’s right, we are diving right on into Zombieland and Zombieland 2: Double Tap. Is it worth fighting off the hordes to watch or should you give up and get ready to eatContinue reading “S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!”

S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare

ARGs. What are they? Who are they? Are you getting your daily intake? Well, lucky for you, your favorite witches are here to give you the low down on ARGs! This week, Hayley and Kayli also introduce everyone’s favorite segment: “Scary or Not Scary!” Are your favorite movies terrifying and ghoulish or boring and snoorish?Continue reading “S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare”

S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween

Welcome back to Hallowpressed! Your favorite ghouls are back and ready to get spooky! This week, we are walking down memory lane and talking all about our fears. Along the way, we realized that Halloween just isn’t the same. What happened to trick-or-treaters? Does anyone actually celebrate Halloween anymore? Tune in to hear our hotContinue reading “S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween”

Horror Movies R ‘Us’

It is a damn shame that we are supposed to fit in all of our spookiness into one season of the year. Why should we cram all of the creepy, scary and terrifying parts of this world into one day? Your favorite ghouls don’t think it’s fair so we decided to bring some spookiness toContinue reading “Horror Movies R ‘Us’”

S1, Ep17: I Hope Your Kid Stays Beautiful

Is anyone else concerned about the sanity of Instagram children? How about the sanity of someone in a relationship that thinks another person is after their partner? This week Hayley and Kayli chat about miscellaneous topics that are pressing them. Tune in to find out what other topics they stumbled across and see what otherContinue reading “S1, Ep17: I Hope Your Kid Stays Beautiful”

Hell Fest

On the way into this movie, Hayley and I stopped at the concessions stand to get something to drink. We talked to the lady working behind the counter and she said that she heard a lot of people comparing this movie to Michael Myers. Now, I wouldn’t go that far to say this movie isContinue reading “Hell Fest”

Alone Time

“Alone Time” is one of the two shorts we will be watching this October, both of which are available on YouTube. The person who wrote the description about this short over on ranker.com really deserves an award. I mean the description was creepier than the short itself. Honestly, that’s the biggest problem I have withContinue reading “Alone Time”

What We Do in the Shadows

“What We Do in the Shadows” was a breath of fresh air compared to everything else we watched this week. The ability to combine comedy and horror is a skill that is hard to accomplish, but there are some movies that I enjoy that can do this successfully. “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil” is aContinue reading “What We Do in the Shadows”

The Nun

Okay, I’m just going to be straight up. I thought that this movie was absolute garbage. I haven’t been this disappointed with a horror movie since watching “The Devil Inside.” I’m not sure who would enjoy this movie or who their intended audience was. I mean you would think that they would target “The Conjuring”Continue reading “The Nun”

S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!

Are haunted house attractions worth your coin? Well, this week of “Hallowpressed,” Hayley and Kayli go to two different attractions to answer that very question. Not only do we spill the tea on our experiences, but we also talk about what happens when people go too far for that perfect scare. We also review “Suspiria,”Continue reading “S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!”

Movies to Watch

Watch by October 3rd:  The Nun (Theaters) What We Do in the Shadows (Amazon; free with Prime) Alone Time (YouTube) Hell Fest (Theaters) Watch by October 17th:  Suspiria 1977 (Rent or Buy) Halloween 1978 (Rent or Buy) Under the Shadow (Netflix) Sleepy Eyes (YouTube) Watch by October 31st:  Suspiria (Theaters) Halloween (Theaters) All Hallows Eve Continue reading “Movies to Watch”