Hey y’all! We know it’s been a while, but we’re back with this banger of a movie. This week, Hayley and Kayli are ready to cut out the cancer of Malignant. We are following Madison, a recent victim of a home invasion where she lost not only her unborn child, but also her abusive husband.Continue reading “S3, Ep23: Gabriel Sends His Best!”
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S3, Ep22: Say His Name!
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyma… Come on, you didn’t really think we were gonna say it right? This week, Hayley and Kayli are getting ready to give some sweets to the sweet as they dive into Candyman 2021. This followup to the original Candyman follows our couple: Tony and Brianna. When the couple learns aboutContinue reading “S3, Ep22: Say His Name!”
Halloween Chronicles 4
What’s up witches! Spooky season is finally here and in full swing! I decided to resurrect Halloween Chronicles this year to dish about all the books, movies and tv shows I’ll be consuming this October. So far, I’ve watched at least one movie every day! I know we’re only 6 days in, but have youContinue reading “Halloween Chronicles 4”
S3, Ep21: Norman’s Comeback
Don’t make a noise, don’t move, and don’t breathe! This week, Hayley and Kayli are talking about the fascinating “sequel” of Don’t Breathe 2. This time, Norman traded in his turkey baster for some random kid he found on the street. Unfortunately, good things don’t last long for this guy as once again some badContinue reading “S3, Ep21: Norman’s Comeback”
S3, Ep20: Finally Wrapping Shit Up
“The truth will be your curse.” This week we are finally wrapping shit up with the Fear Street trilogy. This time, we follow Deena as she steps into Sara Fier’s shoes to relive what happened in Union in 1666. As the town descends into blight and chaos, the townspeople find their perfect scapegoat: Sara Fier.Continue reading “S3, Ep20: Finally Wrapping Shit Up”
S3, Ep15: Was It Maud or Was It God?
This week, Hayley and Kayli are looking for the truths of life. Are we living in a simulation? What happens when we die? As you can see this week’s movie, St. Maud, brought some intense conversations about our time here on Earth. The psychological thriller half of this movie had the girls pondering just howContinue reading “S3, Ep15: Was It Maud or Was It God?”
Halloween Chronicles 4
Happy Halloween all you ghouls and goblins! I can’t believe how fast this month went by. I’m spending this Halloween watching some spooky movies in my spooky pjs. You know, living the life! I’m excited to fit an extra hour in on this spooky day and spend it getting scared! This past week I finishedContinue reading “Halloween Chronicles 4”
S3, Ep4: Spooktacular Times!
Happy Halloween! Since we’re all stuck at home this year for Halloween, Hayley and Kayli decided to spend this last episode of Hallowpressed by talking about some movies they watched this spooky season! Hayley was very disgusted to learn that Kayli’s childhood wasn’t spent watching some of the Halloween classics like Hocus Pocus and HalloweenContinue reading “S3, Ep4: Spooktacular Times!”
S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!
Don’t be scared, but this week’s episode is all about ghosts! That’s right, this episode is all about the history of ghosts and why we may be so open to believing in them. With shows like Ghost Adventures and plenty of ghostly Tik Toks, it can be easy to dismiss these transparent fiends but maybeContinue reading “S3, Ep3: We’re Here for the Boos!”
S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!
Braaaaiiiinnnnssssssss. I mean, welcome back! This week, Hayley and Kayli are gathering supplies and meeting at the quarantine zone to escape zombieland! That’s right, we are diving right on into Zombieland and Zombieland 2: Double Tap. Is it worth fighting off the hordes to watch or should you give up and get ready to eatContinue reading “S2, Ep17: The Zombies Are Coming!”
S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare
ARGs. What are they? Who are they? Are you getting your daily intake? Well, lucky for you, your favorite witches are here to give you the low down on ARGs! This week, Hayley and Kayli also introduce everyone’s favorite segment: “Scary or Not Scary!” Are your favorite movies terrifying and ghoulish or boring and snoorish?Continue reading “S2, Ep13: A Virtual Nightmare”
S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween
Welcome back to Hallowpressed! Your favorite ghouls are back and ready to get spooky! This week, we are walking down memory lane and talking all about our fears. Along the way, we realized that Halloween just isn’t the same. What happened to trick-or-treaters? Does anyone actually celebrate Halloween anymore? Tune in to hear our hotContinue reading “S2, Ep9: I Miss Da Old Halloween”
Horror Movies R ‘Us’
It is a damn shame that we are supposed to fit in all of our spookiness into one season of the year. Why should we cram all of the creepy, scary and terrifying parts of this world into one day? Your favorite ghouls don’t think it’s fair so we decided to bring some spookiness toContinue reading “Horror Movies R ‘Us’”
S1, Ep17: I Hope Your Kid Stays Beautiful
Is anyone else concerned about the sanity of Instagram children? How about the sanity of someone in a relationship that thinks another person is after their partner? This week Hayley and Kayli chat about miscellaneous topics that are pressing them. Tune in to find out what other topics they stumbled across and see what otherContinue reading “S1, Ep17: I Hope Your Kid Stays Beautiful”
Hell Fest
On the way into this movie, Hayley and I stopped at the concessions stand to get something to drink. We talked to the lady working behind the counter and she said that she heard a lot of people comparing this movie to Michael Myers. Now, I wouldn’t go that far to say this movie isContinue reading “Hell Fest”
Alone Time
“Alone Time” is one of the two shorts we will be watching this October, both of which are available on YouTube. The person who wrote the description about this short over on ranker.com really deserves an award. I mean the description was creepier than the short itself. Honestly, that’s the biggest problem I have withContinue reading “Alone Time”
What We Do in the Shadows
“What We Do in the Shadows” was a breath of fresh air compared to everything else we watched this week. The ability to combine comedy and horror is a skill that is hard to accomplish, but there are some movies that I enjoy that can do this successfully. “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil” is aContinue reading “What We Do in the Shadows”
The Nun
Okay, I’m just going to be straight up. I thought that this movie was absolute garbage. I haven’t been this disappointed with a horror movie since watching “The Devil Inside.” I’m not sure who would enjoy this movie or who their intended audience was. I mean you would think that they would target “The Conjuring”Continue reading “The Nun”
S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!
Are haunted house attractions worth your coin? Well, this week of “Hallowpressed,” Hayley and Kayli go to two different attractions to answer that very question. Not only do we spill the tea on our experiences, but we also talk about what happens when people go too far for that perfect scare. We also review “Suspiria,”Continue reading “S1, Ep7: But I Thought the Knife Was Dull!”
Movies to Watch
Watch by October 3rd: The Nun (Theaters) What We Do in the Shadows (Amazon; free with Prime) Alone Time (YouTube) Hell Fest (Theaters) Watch by October 17th: Suspiria 1977 (Rent or Buy) Halloween 1978 (Rent or Buy) Under the Shadow (Netflix) Sleepy Eyes (YouTube) Watch by October 31st: Suspiria (Theaters) Halloween (Theaters) All Hallows Eve Continue reading “Movies to Watch”
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